These guys boated past the pier the other day. They pulled up next to this driftwood and proceeded to shoot fireworks off the wood. I couldn't help but laugh. The fact that they were obviously intoxicated made it even funnier because they were hooting and hollering something fierce.
Notice how there are so many men on this flat bottomed boat that they are practically swimming in the Elk.
It just doesn't get anymore redneck, back woods Alabama than this.