Safety. I think I missed the parenting class that went over safety.
For example: Don't let your children light bottle rockets.
Certainly, don't let your children have actual beer bottles for the bottle rockets they shouldn't be lighting.
For example: Don't let your children light bottle rockets.
Certainly, don't let your children have actual beer bottles for the bottle rockets they shouldn't be lighting.
It's probably not a good idea to stick a bottle rocket in the muddy earth and light it either. Put that on the don't list.
Don't let them light firecrackers. And, only an idiot would be that close photographing such a thing.
For crying out loud, who gave this child a punk to keep lit?
**Disclaimer: The good news is that no children were harmed in the production of this post or the lighting of the fireworks. The codependents did participate in the fireworks but were supervised by adults at all times. The angles of these photographs do make it look like they were lighting things without supervision, and that is certainly not the case. This post was meant to be slightly sarcastic and funny.