What I Was Thinking...

I had my annual exam with my OB-GYN last week. Totally humiliating. I'm being completely serious here. They call you back, put you on a scale, and then tell you to get naked. Come on. Really??!?! I don't like getting naked long enough to take a shower, and there I sat naked as a jaybird for 45 minutes waiting on a man to walk in and swab my most intimate bits. Jay always asks me what we talk about. This particular day, Dr. Ray and I discussed Montblanc ink pens. Yes, that's correct. I jabbered about my love of his beautiful ink pen while he was in up to his elbows feeling for my ovaries. Is there really anything more humiliating? What do you guys talk about with your gynecologists?